Card Catalog

ℹ️ Tip: You can append a tilde (~) to the end of any card URL to add a note asking the sender to not contact you again. Here’s an example.

Apologies

• I am sorry.
• I was wrong, and I’m sorry.
• I’m sorry.

Approval

• More like this, please.
• Neat

Be Nice

• Please be nice.
• You don’t have to be a jerk about it.

Disapproval

• How very unoriginal.
• Not cool.

Discomfort

• I don’t want to talk about that, so let’s change the subject.
• You are really bothering me.
• You’re bothering me.

Disinterest

• I’m not interested.

Good Vibes

• You are awesome!
• You rule!

Gratitude

• I appreciate it.
• I appreciate you.
• Thank you.
• Thanks a lot.
• Thanks for reading my blog post.
• Thanks.

Incredulity

• WAT?
• WTF

LOL

• lol

Legal

• I am *a* lawyer, but I’m not *your* lawyer.

No

• Hell no.
• I already said no.
• No thank you, but I respect the hustle!
• No thanks.
• No, thank you.
• No.
• No. Just no.

Sales Repellent

• I am not currently seeking synergy.
• I don’t respond to cold calls.

Snark

• Because I said so.
• RTFM

Yes

• Heck yeah.
• Hell yes.
• Yes please.
• Yes.